24. Pisces. Living the Maui struggle. ;o

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d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

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American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
French: I want to live in the UK.
Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat
Irish: feckin' English bastards

My biggest fear is dying and people talking about me. Acting like they knew me. Go away.

strawberry-shawty:

titytwochainz:

strawberry-shawty:

boys with perfect teeth can eat my pussy.

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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